Monday, July 20, 2009

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Wow! How did he manage that?

My husband received an amusing e-mail from a friend and he forwarded it to me so that I could share in the humor. Since it is something we all need to watch for in our own writing - I am sharing it with you. All of these are headlines taken from news stories across the country.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is...

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?

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4 comments:

Juju said...

Oh the 7 ft. doctors is my fav.

Kath said...

lol...that was pretty funny. I really liked the "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks" Thanks for sharing!

Tawnni Jensen said...

Ha!!! That'a as good as the one my friend sent me about the labels on common items. That's rich!!! I love it!!

Anonymous said...

I would like to see a source citation for these....